10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

NASA have their own special agents who are armed, have arrest authority and can execute search warrants.

Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, prefers the movie version to his own novel.

Bill Murray doesn’t have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your…

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via brewskee)

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

(via find-the-beauty-within)

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via pizza)

claszyndfabulous:

Imagine if we could have little pet elephants, like the size of puppies. Just get an elephant leash, watch them flop their little ears that are still big in comparison to the rest of their bodies.

(via kneecoal-x3)

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via pizza)

patrickstumpsgloves:

snorlaxatives:

I Get Really Uncomfortable When People Type Like This

by panic at the disco

(Source: snorlaxatives, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sunflowwers:

This is taco

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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(via twothousandlightyearsaway)

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish, via twothousandlightyearsaway)

why-is-it-always-autumn:

AU where polyamory is 100% societally acceptable, so dystopian novels for teenage girls are forced to focus on something other than contrived love triangles.

(via clonedouble)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.