10 Daily Random Facts
NASA have their own special agents who are armed, have arrest authority and can execute search warrants.
Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, prefers the movie version to his own novel.
Bill Murray doesn’t have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your…
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
Imagine if we could have little pet elephants, like the size of puppies. Just get an elephant leash, watch them flop their little ears that are still big in comparison to the rest of their bodies.
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
I Get Really Uncomfortable When People Type Like This
by panic at the disco
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
AU where polyamory is 100% societally acceptable, so dystopian novels for teenage girls are forced to focus on something other than contrived love triangles.